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brook:

behold, the single greatest line uttered in television history

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

 Not sure whether you could produce enough light to drive with, (and seeding/pollinating would have to be carefully monitored) but this would be damn cool.

quoms:

glossoblogia:

i don’t like to think about the irish-american side of my family because that’s the crustiest ethnic group on earth. we’re just italians who sunburn easily and don’t know how to cook

are you implying that there’s a different way to ‘prepare’ food than boiling it until it disintegrates

zandapheri:

scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.